For those of you who watch what you eat,
here’s the final word on nutrition and health.
It’s a relief to know the truth after all those
conflicting medical studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of
red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat
lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer
heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills
you.